Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan--Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zip and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed! them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do this any more. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said
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