Pink powder

[rebbonk]

I was walking through Earlsdon today, when I saw a guy sprinkling pink powder all around his garden.

I asked him, 'What's that for?'

He replied, 'It's anti-bear powder, it keeps them away from my house.'

'But this is Coventry, there are no bears for thousands of miles!'

He replied,

Spoiler:

' I know, works a treat doesn't it?'