Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm
well not".She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said,
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Drunk
by rebbonk » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:28 am
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are".
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm well not".
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said,
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm
well not".She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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