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How soon?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:32 am

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said,
Spoiler:
"I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How soon?

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: How soon?

Postby dutchman » Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:32 pm

:lol:
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