Genie

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Genie

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:51 am

A little boy in Wuhan finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie pops out.

"I will give you two wishes as a reward for freeing me," says the genie.

The boy thinks for a second and, as he's very patriotic, decided on his first wish. "I wish everyone in the world knew about Wuhan!" he declares.

"Very well," says the genie. "And your second wish?"

The boy thinks again and decides he would like something a little more selfish.
Spoiler:
"I wish that the Lunar New Year holiday would go on forever and I don't have to go back to school!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Genie

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:46 pm

:lol:
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Re: Genie

Postby dutchman » Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:25 pm

:hysterical:
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