Lottery win

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Lottery win

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:22 pm

A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door yelling to her husband: "Pack your bags, I just won the £10 million lottery!"

"That's great Darling!” he replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

"Who cares," she replies,
Spoiler:
"so long as you leave the house by noon!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lottery win

Postby Melisandre » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:02 pm

:lol:
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