She's been shopping

[rebbonk]

The wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, a litre of vodka, two litres of gin, two bottles of whisky and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

"Then why did you buy

Spoiler:

so much bread?"

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]