Following her

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Following her

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:20 pm

So I got following this fit bird out jogging.

Imagine, tall pretty blonde, nice bobbing boobs and you could make out her sweating thong under her tight body-hugging joggers.

You could tell after a while she was aware of my attention, speeding more and more, but I managed to keep at least 5 metres away, just so it wasn't too obvious, besides, I was enjoying the view.

Eventually, a police car stopped me in my tracks.

"What have I done wrong?" I protested. "I kept my social distancing!"

"Sir,
Spoiler:
you're holding up the rest of the traffic with your lorry."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Following her

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:44 pm

:lol:
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