"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic" he said "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always come first".
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've also concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is I'm a hooker".
"No problem" said her new husband
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