Shortage of toilet paper...

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Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:36 am

There were no aloe-vera rolls available only the cheaper brands so I'm going to have to rough-it for the next few days. :(
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:19 pm

:lol: News paper then ?

Baby formular baby wipes all gone too how selfish greedy people can be..
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:57 pm

Melisandre wrote:... how selfish greedy people can be..


That is becoming more and more apparent Melisandre. Me, me, me: I'm alright Jack! :fuming:

Society hasn't changed for the better.
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:10 pm

rebbonk wrote:
Melisandre wrote:... how selfish greedy people can be..


That is becoming more and more apparent Melisandre. Me, me, me: I'm alright Jack! :fuming:

Society hasn't changed for the better.


I ve been saying the same as you for years Rebbonk it's all about meme yes society has got worse far more selfish..

Perhaps it will do the younger generation a bit of good they might find how spoilt they have had it when there are none of these luxury items left they will find out what we had to put up with news paper for our toilet paper or izol lol we did nt have wipes for babies nor disposable nappies its only the baby formular milk that concerns me baby food I seldom bought I mashed what we ate up a cooked veg potatoes gravy meals for my kids.
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:17 pm

Why are nt we having our streets washed and sprayed like this Italy is nt the only country doing this even shop windows are being washed and sprayed . Here we get nothing.

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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:25 pm

I don't think our government actually cares.

Just listening to some 'experts' on this type of thing, they think the UK government idea of building up a 'herd resistance' is badly flawed and that the UK could be the next region to fall 'domino' like.

I guess time will tell.
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:11 pm

rebbonk wrote:I don't think our government actually cares.

Just listening to some 'experts' on this type of thing, they think the UK government idea of building up a 'herd resistance' is badly flawed and that the UK could be the next region to fall 'domino' like.

I guess time will tell.


:hysterical: of course they dont care have you never read this which was also in the news years back even the midlands it was dragged around our streets from the back of army lorries .

http://www.stopwar.org.uk/news-comment/ ... government

Boris and government has only done a U turn because the World health organisation has just condemned Britain Herd resistance Rebbonk I ve just read it.

If people are found out side carring the virus they are going to be arrested in news on big crowd gatherings Daily Mail also 70 and over are going to be banned going out for 4 months The Express news I ve sent both news to Dutchman.

Yes time will tell Rebbonk :smile:
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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:38 am

Melisandre wrote: :hysterical: of course they dont care have you never read this which was also in the news years back even the midlands it was dragged around our streets from the back of army lorries .


Asked whether such tests are still being carried out, she said: 'It is not our policy to discuss ongoing research.'
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

The one that always interested me was the dropping of radioactivity into the atmosphere because it was easy to track. Suddenly we have an upsurge in cancers. Cause and effect? :tinfoilhat:

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Re: Shortage of toilet paper...

Postby Melisandre » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:41 am

rebbonk wrote:

The one that always interested me was the dropping of radioactivity into the atmosphere because it was easy to track. Suddenly we have an upsurge in cancers. Cause and effect? :tinfoilhat:

We are but (expendable) pawns Melisandre.


That we are just Guinea pigs to them Rebbonk
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I wonder how many doctors specialist are aware of these germ warfare and radioactivity trials they know about in stead of blaming our life style and diets for all our ills.
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