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I want to live forever...

Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:18 am

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Coventry win the premier league."
Spoiler:
"You crafty :censored: !" said the fairy.
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