Winner!

[rebbonk]

I was sat in front of the TV watching the horse racing and my horse came in first at 10/1. As I was celebrating, my wife walked in the room crying her eyes out.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead"

I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?"

"To the shops to do the lottery, they say it happens in 3's!"

[Melisandre]