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Dating website

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:25 pm

I got chatting to a bird called Miss Stone on a dating website...

"I feel awkward keep calling you Miss Stone." I wrote, "What's your first name?"

"Guess." she replied back.

"Okay," I wrote as I took another glance at her profile picture, "Is it
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Twenty?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dating website

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:05 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dating website

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:03 am

:lol:
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