Sheep

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Sheep

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:01 am

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "You stupid :censored: that's not a pig that's a sheep."

Man replies:
Spoiler:
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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