Zip it up

[rebbonk]

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was open.

His assistant walked up to him and asked, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up, understanding his assistant's question about his "garage door."

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old Mini with two flat tires."