World leaders

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World leaders

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:14 am

Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die.

Up in the sky, they are greeted by Saint Peter who says "You have died. As you are politicians, surely you have sinned. Therefore, you must wade through the Swamp of Lies before you can go to Heaven and join Him in eternal happiness".

As in her former life, Merkel wanted to tackle every challenge given and therefor goes first. She notices the swamp barely reaches her ankles and thinks "Well, that's what you get for lying. At least, I did it for a better Europe".

Curious about how the others are doing, she looks behind her and sees Putin covered in mud up to his knees.

Furiously, she shouts "This is impossible! Your reign was a dictatorship, you influenced world politics and economics to your benefit and you've achieved all that only by telling lies. How is it possible you're only knee-deep in this swamp?"

Calmly, Putin answers "Hush!
Spoiler:
I'm standing on top of Donald and he hasn't noticed yet!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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