Accidental bump

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Accidental bump

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:06 am

I accidentally bumped into a cross-eyed woman today in Northwich.

She yelled,"You need to look where you are going"!


"B*gger off", says I...
Spoiler:
"you need to go where you're looking"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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