Elvis

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Elvis

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:54 am

I'm told Elvis Presley is alive and well, and living in a lovely house with a swimming pool.

Earlier today, he hauled himself out of the pool for the 10th time in a row.

Priscilla came along, clearly not impressed, and asked "What on earth are you doing?!"

Elvis replied,
Spoiler:
"I can't help falling in, love."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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