Fortune teller

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Fortune teller

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:48 am

A man was on holiday in Blackpool and saw a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be a bit of a laugh, he went inside.

The Gypsy gazed into her crystal ball and said, "I see you are a father of two."

He said, "That's what you think. I’m a father of three!"

She said,
Spoiler:
"That's what you think!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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