The wife

[rebbonk]

Last night the wife was constantly waking me up saying "for God's sake will you stop snoring"

After about the 10th time I got up to use the toilet. She said "while you’re up, there are some foam ear plugs in the bathroom cabinet"

Well they worked a treat,

Spoiler:

I popped them in, and didn't hear a peep out of moaning cow for the rest of the night .