Mowing the lawn

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Mowing the lawn

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:00 am

To save money, my mate waits until the low overnight electricity rate clicks on to cut his grass!

So I asked him, "Do you not find it difficult mowing in the dark? "

"No problem," he says, " The minute I start up,
Spoiler:
all the neighbours lights come on!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mowing the lawn

Postby dutchman » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:08 am

:lol:
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