Church orders

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Church orders

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:09 am

John is the vicar and James is the priest at churches facing one another across the road.

One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which reads: "THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells: "Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your lectures."

From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Father James says: " That's the third one this morning"

"Yes indeed" John agrees, then adds: "Do you think maybe the sign should just say .......
Spoiler:
"BRIDGE CLOSED"?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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