Golfer

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Golfer

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:43 am

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes" the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the cop asked.

"Yes, I believe it did. How did you know?" the golfer asked.

"Well" said the policeman very seriously "Your ball flew out onto the motorway and crashed through a driver's windscreen. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars, an Ambulance and a fire engine. The fire engine couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down and we believe all the occupants have perished in that fire. So, may I ask what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded
Spoiler:
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Golfer

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:32 pm

:lol:
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