Death in the family

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Death in the family

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:40 am

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away".

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says "Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest".

"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here".

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on her. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

"What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.

"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my sister.
Spoiler:
Her mother died, too!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Death in the family

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:11 pm

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