A meal out

[rebbonk]

Bob finishes off his lunch in the restaurant and goes to get his coat, but is unable to find it.

"Waiter?" he says. "Did you by any chance see someone stealing my coat?"

"Yes" says the waiter "I did".

"Well?" says Bob "Out with it! What did he look like?"

The waiter shrugs his shoulders and says "Absolutely ridiculous.

Spoiler:

It was tight across the back and the sleeves were much too short for him".