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Speeding ticket

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:16 am

Just nearly talked myself out of a speeding ticket by telling the police woman she looked absolutely stunning.

Then I screwed up by saying
Spoiler:
"and that's not the drink talking either".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Speeding ticket

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:07 pm

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