One said 'what if I was gay or trans?' 'Not a problem' I replied.
Another said, 'what if I married a women whose face was tattooed?' 'My love for you conquers everything' I said.
The eldest said, "What if I was in prison?" 'I will be waiting for you' I said.
The youngest said "What if I join the Conservative Party?" I replied
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