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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:52 am

My next door neighbour knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then winked at me and asked to come in for a cup of coffee...

I said,
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"S*d off Bob. I've got to go to work!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Neighbour

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:32 pm

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