Birthday pressie

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Birthday pressie

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 13, 2019 9:14 am

"How exciting!" smiled my wife, unwrapping her birthday present from me this morning.

"Do you like it?" I asked, as she sat there staring.

"Are you having a laugh, Darryl?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"

Spoiler:
"It's just like the one that you pointed to in the high street last week, love!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Birthday pressie

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 13, 2019 10:31 am

:lol:
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