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My date

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 12, 2019 9:12 am

This bloke in the pub said to me, "Jesus, that was a rough old bat you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? "

"I had to, " I replied,
Spoiler:
"it was our wedding anniversary.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My date

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 12, 2019 11:27 am

:D
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Re: My date

Postby dutchman » Sun May 12, 2019 4:54 pm

:lol:
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