Chatting her up

[rebbonk]

I started chatting up a girl last night in the pub. Used the old, “Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.” And “Your place or mine?” lines.

She said, “Listen creep, I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth.”

I said, “Listen love, if I was the last man on Earth, you’d have no say in the matter.” Think that told the feisty boot ... probably a lezzer anyway.

On a separate note,

Spoiler:

anyone know how to get red wine out of a white suit?

[Melisandre]