Parking

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Parking

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 09, 2019 9:23 am

I pulled up to a parking meter recently, only to realise I didn't have any coins. As I got out of my car, I saw a meter maid about 6 parking meters away... heading my way.

"I'm just going to go in here" pointing to a nearby shop "to get some change" I called out to her.

"If there's no quarter in that meter by the time I get to your meter, I'll have no choice but to give you a ticket" she yelled back to me.

Quickly running into a nearby coffee shop, I ordered a coffee. The waitress, seeing the $20 bill in my hand, asked if I had anything smaller.

"No, I'm sorry, I don't"

"Well, it's your *lucky* day then" she said, handing me the coffee and a big smile.
Spoiler:
"We don't have any change, so your coffee is on the house! Enjoy!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Parking

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 09, 2019 1:32 pm

:D
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