Hiding under the bed

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Hiding under the bed

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 02, 2019 9:23 am

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy".

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it" I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck"

"Oh, is that so?" he said with a bit of an attitude. "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to
Spoiler:
cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hiding under the bed

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 02, 2019 5:11 pm

:lol:
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Re: Hiding under the bed

Postby dutchman » Fri May 03, 2019 1:05 am

:applause:
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