My wife!

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My wife!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:36 am

My blonde wife was doing a competition in a magazine when she asked me, “Babes, do you know the name of the lance St George used to kill the dragon?”

I said, “Ascalon.”

She got up and walked to the front door to go out.

I said, “Now where are you going?”

She said,
Spoiler:
“Over the road to ask Alan.” ... sometimes I wonder why I bother getting up in the morning.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My wife!

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:15 pm

:lol:
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