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When you die...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:35 am

"Do you know what happens when you die? " this priest said to me.

"Well yes, " I replied,
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"The kids will argue over my shit, the wife will probably :censored: my brother again , and everybody who thinks I am a proper :censored: will go round telling my family what a great bloke I was. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: When you die...

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:14 pm

:lol:
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