New Yorker Vs Texan

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New Yorker Vs Texan

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:34 am

A Texan was standing admiring the beauty of Niagara Falls when a New Yorker standing next to him said sarcastically: "I bet you don't have anything like this in Texas".

"No" said the Texan
Spoiler:
"but we've got plumbers who could fix it!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New Yorker Vs Texan

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:04 am

:lol:
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