Texan visitor

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Texan visitor

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:33 am

A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.

"There it is" said the Englishman. "It's quite impressive, I must admit".

"You call that big?" scoffed the Texan. "Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!"

"I'm not surprised" said the Englishman.
Spoiler:
"That's the local lunatic asylum!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Texan visitor

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:03 am

:applause:
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