Last request

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Last request

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:19 am

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully "Give me one last request, dear" he said.

"Of course, John" his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die" John said "I want you to marry Bob".

"But I thought you hated Bob?" she said.

With his last breath John said
Spoiler:
"I do!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Last request

Postby Melisandre » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:37 pm

:lol:
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