The priest says "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing".
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No" replies the priest.
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Confession
by rebbonk » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:25 am
Henry goes to confession and says "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women".
The priest says "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing".
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No" replies the priest.
The priest says "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing".
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No" replies the priest.
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