The Englishman dropped a stone out of the window, the Irishman dropped a brick, the Scotsman dropped a knife and the German dropped a bomb.
The Englishman got home and found his dad crying in the garden. 'Dad? What's the matter?' he asked. 'Well,' said the Dad, 'your mother and I were out gardening, when a stone fell from the sky and hit her on the head. Now she's dead!'
The Irishman got home and also found his dad crying in the garden. 'Dad? What's the matter?' he said. 'Your mother and I were out gardening,' said the Dad, 'when a brick fell from the sky and hit her on the head. Now she's dead!'
The Scotsman got home and also found his dad crying in the garden. 'What's up, Dad?' said the Scotsman. 'Well, your mother and I were out gardening,' said the Dad,' 'when a knife fell from the sky and hit her in the head. Now she's dead!'
The German got home and found his dad laughing hysterically in the garden? 'Dad? What's so funny?' exclaimed the German. 'Well,' said the Dad, still laughing, 'I was out gardening
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