Dinner party

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Dinner party

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:06 am

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.

All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for me.

I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour, and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how
Spoiler:
you drink like a fish!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72602
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Dinner party

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:35 pm

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am

Re: Dinner party

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:50 pm

:hysterical:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 57914
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

  • Ads