Clothes on the lawn

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Clothes on the lawn

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:08 am

I was laid on the sofa watching TV earlier when I phoned my wife.

I said, "When you get home, your clothes will be on the lawn!"

"You can't kick me out!" she replied. "I pay the bills."

"I'm not," I replied.
Spoiler:
"The washing line has just snapped!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Clothes on the lawn

Postby Melisandre » Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:49 pm

:lol:
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