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Valentine’s present

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:31 am

Took the wife's Valentine’s present back today.

She said she wanted something black and lacy.

Spoiler:
Turns out she didn't mean football boots.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Valentine’s present

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:51 am

:lol:
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Re: Valentine’s present

Postby dutchman » Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:22 pm

:hysterical:
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