Dancing duck

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Dancing duck

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:34 am

In the pub last night I sold the landlord a duck dancing on a tin for £500: great crowd puller.

“How do I stop him?” he asked.
Spoiler:
“Blow out the candle in the tin.” I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dancing duck

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:53 pm

:D
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