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Insecticide

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:47 am

I picked up a can of insecticide at the DIY Store and asked the shop assistant, "is this any good for green fly?"

"No", he said,
Spoiler:
"it will kill them"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Insecticide

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:54 pm

:lol: bees love Lavender but bugs and mosquitos hate it they hate chrysanthemums too.
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