Genie

[rebbonk]

Rummaging around the loft and found a lamp, gave it a rub and out popped a genie. The genie said " I've got the hump so you only get one wish".

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty s*d" said the genie

[Melisandre]