Identification

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Identification

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 am

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my wife's body.

They pulled the sheet back to show her face.

"I can't be certain". I told them.

The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts.

"sorry I'm still not sure".

They took the sheet completely off and I had a good look.

"That's definitely not her, officer.
Spoiler:
My wife's at home.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Identification

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:03 pm

:lol:
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Re: Identification

Postby dutchman » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:19 am

:hysterical:
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