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Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:09 am

I was shocked when I found out that my wife had left me and tricked me into thinking she was still there by hiding an extremely large carcass of frozen meat under the sheets in our bedroom.

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It was 12 days before I even realised that she was gone !
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Shocked

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:03 pm

:lol:
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Re: Shocked

Postby dutchman » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:54 am

:lol:
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