Debt company

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Debt company

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:38 am

I WAS DELIGHTED when the debt company I owe money to said they were going to send some bay leaves round to my house. They're absolutely my favourite herb, so I borrowed a few quid and knocked up a chicken biryani, ready to eat with them.

Imagine my shock therefore when
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two fat skinhead thugs in suits turned up on my doorstep and walked off with my cooker.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Debt company

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:18 pm

:lol:
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