I am a crack dealer in Kempton Park. I was recently diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Harrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Bournemouth, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother were recently arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in London.
I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Dartmoor Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I recently got engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Somerset. She is now a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin
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